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Alligator Man

by Chifa Dog

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1.
Cool World 03:02
don't have stick-to-it-iveness (coming up for air) and where do you get that from? (you could be searching all your life) against the canyon walls (and nothing will make them budge) and nothing will make them budge (you might have heard about me) I push the boulder up the hill I wear the dead bird around my neck my crew men opened the bag of winds I was looking for a good excuse to not go home You say its a cruel world I say what's so cruel about it Drying out in electric heat (here in the waiting room) I was ready but I missed the appointment (you might have been there to see me) mouth open like I'm catching flies (permanent surprise) I look closely there's enough in the ointment (the last thing that you want) Curse you with a life of leisure (in between the sheets) the lucid moment in between the seizures (I remember the weeks) we would lie there listening for footsteps on floorboards meek, milquetoast and mewling basically embryonic creatures You say it's a cruel world I say what's so cruel about it
2.
Beware of the hordes beware they beheaded the main engineer and now we're heading for trouble with our heads in our hands you have to climb to the crow's nest to see dry land we're water-logged, don't it make it heavy we're drying out, don't it make you ready to start again to make every mistake again homeward bound, with my hope well-endowed it spins eternal until I turn around I can hear you so don't make a sound drove out of town until the tarmac disappeared drove until all of the gasoline evaporated into the air As I've become aware in this city somewhere everybody's waiting in the main town square I didn't get the invite, I'm not expected to be there Although I could have sworn we had sensitive ears Although I could have sworn we had sensitive ears I go by a pleasingly different version of events
3.
the alligator man, a genuine fake an impressive to clean out the canals enter each room with the expectation of bolts from the blue he'll eat anything, you know that he'll eat anything heed the warning 3 in the morning I conspire with the dog-faced boy in the dead of the night we've got to make our move if they kick in the doors I don't know if we will make it through I am seldom I am often Let me say the words that soften things that I think sacramental night in the furnace taking lessons from the town taxidermist cos we all need to learn what it's like to be found with inanimate figures all around us heed the warning 3 in the morning I conspire with the dog-faced boy in the dead of the night we've got to make our move if they kick in the doors I don't know if we will make it through
4.
Born of Brobdingnag, born of Illinois You know the doctor said he'd never seen a bigger boy Paul Bunyan sized, still bundle of joy kin to Gargantua, kin to Pantagruel they formed you like a Golem, to answer the may day call when John Henry's hammer left his hand and it fell to the fall son of Abraham, Goliath and Magog take one between the eyes, take a regular job the man who held up the sky, stabbed me in one gleaming eye colossus of the dustbowl, the sand and the sky Sure they could see you from far if you could see them at all look on my works ye mighty and they must look so small can I measure up? can I measure up? at nine years old he could carry his father up the stairs in his living room chair took twelve pallbearers to return the favour held the world on his back for 22 years thought I could be like him, never in top hat and tails always in the centre ring, no secrets in the basement Nephilim of the prairy state, writ large across the gardens of the West gentle giant of the Land of Lincoln, given no respite to rest given no respite to rest Dreams of Robert Wadlow running through my head Dreams of Robert Wadlow running through my head on those little legs A tall man, a short life growth of four inches a year and he never would have stopped and he never would have cared Dreams of Robert Wadlow running through my head Dreams of Robert Wadlow running through my head on those little legs
5.
Grady 04:28
Watch me, we've been here before the children are all squirming, the meat is all raw Stop me, just trying to catch up with my friends saw them at the edge of town, but they could be anywhere It's not me, to write my name in wet concrete to leave the prints of my feet, but here we are it's nothing, delighted to be included but I won't do the things that you did. Always a bridge too far Grady borrowed money to buy ammo for his cap gun chased us around the yard while the dog was barking as I went to sleep I would dread the morning I always thought I heard sirens Looked him up, I think he joined the army they taught him how to murder to survive and endure but me I'm still running round the garden chocolate smeared on our chins try to leave, I see his name in wet concrete the speech marks of his feet, I can't find them, here they are everlasting, I'd do anything that you did pray to wake up that stupid and now here we are then I borrowed money so that I could see the world and I chased ghosts on the beach while a dog was barking and I still remember how I feared the morning couldn't get a word in above my heartbeat Grady borrowed money to buy ammo for his cap gun chased us around the yard while the dog was barking as I went to sleep I would dread the morning I always thought I heard sirens
6.
I had a dream that I was Stuart Sutcliffe after a long night in Hamburg. There were girls sitting in their doorways playing music that had followed from home. Down where my friends feared to tread, they could meet us after the show. My wife thought it was all a dead end, and I could only play the songs as slow as I played them. Just as long as I was laid bare. I played them slow, I played them soulful, like a man in a hospital bed. You could've called it history but we didn't know how things would end. I knew I couldn't keep it up. I threw my tools down on the floor one night and waited for them all to notice. Sheridan kept such a pace. He looked at me like I was wounded. I could see the headlines in his face. Paul followed me off stage - they had to break it up. Just as long as I was laid bare. I played them slow, I played them soulful, like a man in a hospital bed. You could've called it history but we didn't know how things would end. I had these dreams of my still life, but this life still won't stop moving. You could sop it all up with a piece of stale bread. This life, it still won't stop moving. I had a dream that I was Stuart Sutcliffe after a long night in Hamburg. There were girls sitting in their doorways playing music that had followed from home. Down where my friends feared to tread, they could meet us after the show. My wife thought it was all a dead end, and I could only play the songs as slow as I played them. Just as long as I was laid bare.
7.
Coyotes 04:53
There was a cowboy I knew in South Texas his face was burned deep by the sun part history, part sage, part mesquite he was there when Pancho Villa was young and he'd tell you a tale of the old days when the country was wild all around sat under the stars of the Milky Way and listened while the Coyotes howled. And they go... But the longhorns are gone, and the drovers are gone. The comanches are gone and the outlaws are gone. Geronimo is gone and San Blas is gone the lion is gone and the red wolf is gone Well he cursed all the roads and the oil men and he cursed the automobile he said this is no place like an hombre like I am in this new world of asphalt and steel he'd look off somewhere in the distance someplace only he could see and he'd say all that's left of the old days are the damned old coyotes and me and they go.. But the longhorns are gone, and the drovers are gone. The comanches are gone and the outlaws are gone. Squanto is gone and Stand Watie is gone the lion is gone and the red wolf is gone That morning we searched his adobe he disappeared without even a word that night as the moon crossed the mountains one more coyote was heard and they go...

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A crooked sideshow game

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released January 8, 2020

All songs by Matthew Scott
Except for Coyotes, written by Bob McDill

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